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Had the best weekend EVER!!!

Literally it’s been so much fun!
It was my boyfriend’s birthday so I took him to Manchester - on the Thursday we went for a meal and then to see Avengers Endgame (I’ll probably make a thread about my thoughts on that at some point) then for some drinks.
Friday we went to a comedy club and had front row seats!! Each and every standup took the piss out of us, it was hilarious! Then we went out on Canal Street (a famous gay clubbing area)
Saturday we went to walk Alpacas! Mine was called Flash and he hated me 🙈 it rained the entire time which was annoying but it was still so cute to do and I bought an alpaca fur throw, then went for drinks in Liverpool afterwards
Then Sunday we went for a meal and cocktails, then to see Red Joan which was good. Oh obv we were high the entire weekend as well which was amazing haha
We had the best sex ever too on Sunday - handcuffs, blindfold and all 😍
On my way home now and I’m taking my housemate out for bowling and a meal because she’s moving to Dubai and today is the last day I’ll see her, then later meeting a girl I’ve not seen since school who we only just realised lives a few streets away from me!
Busy weekend, I just wanna relax 😂


“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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We had the best sex ever too on Sunday - handcuffs, blindfold and all

Enough with this gay sex. Its gross and immoral.

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For once I agree with you

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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It was amazinggggg
I mean, we had sex all weekend - but that session was just GUSHHHHH

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Sounds like you had a lot of fun Ryan!

Some great pictures too, did they serve alpaca meat at the farm?

LOL. 🤡🌎

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Noooo! The entire place was very pro-protection, they’re well looked after well!!
I wouldn’t be able to eat anything like alpaca 😢

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

Re: Had the best weekend EVER!!!

It's nice that they are well looked after but a bit of a shame that you didn't get to nibble on some- a very nice meat indeed!

LOL. 🤡🌎

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That’s just cruel
I think the only animals I’d be able to eat are the standard cow, pig, chicken, turkey etc
I wouldn’t even wanna try horse or anything urgh

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Horse is tasty!

LOL. 🤡🌎

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I ate alpaca when I was in Peru. They're actually very tasty. Interestingly, the Peruvians eat alpaca, but not llama. Go figure.



I also ate guinea pig, which is not so tasty.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Did you drag Kirk The Mechanic on this trip^

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Thankyouuuu 😁

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Umm aren’t petting zoos for children?

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They took turns getting banged by the llama. Would children do that?

I mean, we had sex all weekend - but that session was just GUSHHHHH

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I knew the nasty midget ass perv was into bestiality

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It’s not a petting zoo, it’s an alpaca farm and you take the Alpacas on a 90 minute walk and feed them.
It’s a cute thing for couples to do… you know, like two people in a relationship. It’s something you’ll never get to experience.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Looks like a lot of fun, Ryan :) The Alpacas are so cute!!

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Every time I held his lead he would stop and stare at me asin to say “nah bitch” 😂
A horse tried eating us too, I got a video I’ll try upload it lol

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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He was tired of walking I guess, funny guy :)

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Fuck off, Ryan. We're busy.

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I’m sure you are.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019
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