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Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

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Both of these pussy ass bitches are nothing but talk, and in reality, are just ink on a page.

Superman must be pushing 80. When he was talking about street fights awhile ago he said he has been "fighting for 60 years".

Both of these guys would fight like pathetic old cocksuckers who throw weak punches and move slow, but which one of these losers would win?

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Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Superman easily!







Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼 (The Cat just got even weirder. See The Mandela Effect.) 😸

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

At first glance, most would choose Superman over Spider-Man, but me, I'm not so sure. The victor in this battle would come down to the potency of Spider-Man's famous spider sense. Just how fast is it? Light speed? I would argue, much faster. Infinitely faster. Spider sense gives Spider-Man the ability to foresee danger before it happens. This is a psychic power. Any attack Superman may launch at him will have been countered by Spider-Man beforehand, perhaps weeks in advance. Spider-Man is virtually unbeatable, much like a real spider.

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Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

A better question would be who'd win in a fight between Superman and the Hulk.

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Spider-Man
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Captain America
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Not fair. Nothing can beat America.

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Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Well New Zealand is nothing so you kind of proved my point.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Spider-Man, obviously.

Dude does whatever a spider can!




Rejoice! Your hero has returned!

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Superman's heat vision almost took Spider-Man out in one hit. Overpowered as hell.

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According to a song I made up when I was 6 years old, Spider-Man would kill Superman with Kryptonite. Then Spider-Man would eat Superman for dinner.

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

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Sing it!


Rejoice! Your hero has returned!

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Spider-Man! Spider-Man!
Does whatever a spider can!

Spins a web of kryptonite
binds Superman up like a fly!

Superman! Superman!
He can't do what a spider can!

So he's caught in a web
and soon enough he'll be dead!

And like a spider he never wastes
so he gnaws on Supermans face!



Rejoice! Your hero has returned!

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I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

♫♫Here comes Spider-Man on his way
Spider-Man because he's a weirdy weird.

He's eats his face all up
And then he eats Superman

Then he gives him Kryptonite
Green kind, and not blue

And then Superman dies
And he eats him for dinner!♫♫

My song writing wasn't so complex back then. Funny how I remember that song to this day.

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

When I was the same age you were when you wrote that, I would have beat your little retarded ass for being such an epic nerd.

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Probably. That was just before my parents sent me away to Japan for ninja training….

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

I would have waited until you got back. Fucking up dorky ninja kids is even more fun.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

I was in training for 10 years. It was brutal stuff.

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

I'm incredibly patient. Look how long I ended up waiting. Are you not impressed?

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

That's very decent of you.

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Thank you for noticing. Now, let's get down to business. Are we allowed weapons? I'm guessing you're going to use those gay little throwing stars and a pair of nunchucks. I'd like to bring my sword please.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Probably a poisoned blow dart from the shadows. But I haven't really thought it through yet….

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

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Where did you say you trained again? I didn't know the Amazon basin was in Japan.

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It is.

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Yeah, well, geography was boring so I don't care that it was my worst subject in school.

Re: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Spiderman?

Spiderman wins on cuteness points!
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