The Soapbox : Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Like in professional wrestling or the United States Senate.

In professional wrestling, kayfabe is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not of a staged or predetermined nature of any kind.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

It's all true, fake bro. ITTY really has only one eye.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

There's a long gay elaborate gay story about ITTY's one gay eye, it's all really gay (but true) so I'll spare you the details, faggot.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

They are all Kayfabe. I'm the only one who honestly would love to meet each and every one of these keyboard Warrior faggots. They deserve whatever brutality would transpire.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Come to Conway, let me know when you're here and i'll bring my own cameraman to livestream
your mashing!


Rejoice! Your hero has returned!

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Are you sure the narrative you're comfortable with is that you're the only goon here actually upset enough to genuinely want to fist fight people over text on a screen?

Why don't you mull that one over for a bit. Let it simmer.

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No one deserves to have a broken clavicle.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Actually all of you in fact

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

All of me what?

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Emo fag go suck a Dick and STFU Before I take an interest in your whereabouts.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Oh yeah? What would you do if/when you found out my whereabouts?

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

What is the prize for winning these street fights?

Money, women or mcdonalds food stamps?

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Nothing here is real for me. But for people who don't have much going for them in reality, this place means everything to them and the fights are real for them.

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I'll beat your ass!

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I forgive you because I'm the nicest guy around. Even nicer than Nimda….

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Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

That's not true for everyone though. I have a great life and I'm quite content. But there are like 7 or 8 scumbags on this site that really do need their skulls cracked.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Does someone really deserve to potentially die due to skull-crackage, just because they wrote words on a screen?

Morals & Ethics

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Yeah they do. It's not just words on a screen. It's the constant vitriolic garbage posted daily by the same limp Dick faggots who would never have the stones to say it face to face.

IMDB was the same way. I had at least a dozen big mouth faggots chicken out to meet me in real life. Tech will change all of this soon.

Then the fun will begin.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

It's not just words on a screen.
Yes, it is. You may need to step back and take a breather.

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"I have a great life, which is why I want to fight internet meanies!"

Shut up, potato.

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You have a nasty fat wife going for you so stfu

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I forgive you.

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Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

I don’t forgive your bitch wife and I never will

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Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

That's reasonable….

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Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Some are real, some are fake.







😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Kay Fabe was an actress in a bunch of 60s B movies. Due to her huge boobs, she had a gratuitous shirtless scene in every movie she was in.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Why did you lie, Crystal? Why did you lie.

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Did you attempt to Google her?

LMAO!

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This is how feuds start. I won't forget this.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

You already made my butt fall off from laughing. Isn't that punishment enough?

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

I'm afraid we're going to have to street fight

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

ok, your street or mine? Make me pancakes in the morning.

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My street. And fuck you, I'm gonna make you waffles.

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You fell for my trick. I wanted waffles all along. How you like me now, punk?

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

I still hate you

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Save your anger for the fight. You're goin' down, bitch! And after that, we'll fight.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Yes ma'am.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

Kayfabe, much like literally everything else here.

The drama here exists because participants are bored in life. This is essentially play acting. People participate in it for the same reason they become engrossed in soap operas or other television dramas. It gives them a purpose that had been lacking.

Additionally, it's amusing.

Delete this.

Re: Are the feuds on this board real or are they kayfabe?

More like gayfabe….

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