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Why am I so pathetic? Why do I cry all the time?

Am I a damaged bitch? Oh God!

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You can’t resist the Dark Load Of The Sith.

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Is this an Itty parody thread?

Bongo has been feverishly stalking me for half a decade. It's why his marriage fell apart

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Isn't every thread an Itty parody thread?

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What are you crying about at least you have both your eyes and don't live a sardine tin.

Want to see my starbelly butthole, breh?


It gives you the one eyed wink if it's excited to see you!

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Since when am I Italian?

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That doesn’t sound Italian. It’s not supposed to sound Spanish either. It’s supposed to be a Mexican person speaking English awkwardly.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zQPfbgLrED

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Not enough beans or maracas.

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Lol. I have some maracas but I don’t know how to incorporate beans into a voice clip. Maybe have a simmering pot in the background?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zQPfbgLrED

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You’ve obviously never heard a thick Mexican accent. It’d sound more like Rosie Perez and less like Mario and Luigi.

❤️Joy to the boards the PAGG has cum

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Lol you’re right, it does sort of sound like Mario and Luigi.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zQPfbgLrED

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Not Rosie, PAGG, she's Puerto Rican, more like Salma Hayek

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Is this a miley parody thread?



Anyone between me and that stone dies
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