Sex and Dating : Poll: How will you be spending your Valentines Day?

How will you be spending your Valentines Day?

I’ve already pre ordered a $245 bottle of Merlot and plan on drinking it all day and crying as I watch Titanic, The Notebook and Days of Our Lives. For dinner I’m gonna cook myself a nice bloody steak before ultimately killing myself with Xanax.

Should I go Facebook Live for the likes?

Fuck yea
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Stab yourself in the neck pussy
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Exploring Hoi An, Vietnam as a part of my tour of Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand.
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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You look like the only one according to your poll. Are you really going there on Valentine's Day?

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Yep, I believe I will be the only one. I leave on Feb 7 to begin my tour, which begins in Ho Chi Minh City (formerly Saigon).



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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What relationship? The one with a girl online a thousand miles away or the one you claimed to have as a teen with suicide squid?

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Tell us more about the latter relationship.

I'm cumming in BLM.

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The one with a girl online a thousand miles away
You mean the obese redhead that Klam stalked and talked to at that restaurant?

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I'll be exploring a place in Vietman called Hoi An as a part of my tour of Vietnam, Cambodia, and Thailand. A tour guide is taking me. He's old as fuck but he says he knows where to find the best ladyboys.

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Same thing I do every year, put some Coldplay on a loop, curl up in a ball and then cry to myself.

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We celebrated it early. I took my girl to a fancy sake bar in Dublin and she sat on my face later that night in gratitude. It was the best Valentine's date ever.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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That sounds marvelous! But why would you ever let someone sit on your face??

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It is, how you say, the greatest.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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Interesting.

Should I sit on my dates face after sushi?

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Are you biologically female?

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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That’s what all my friends say.

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Who says you have to be female,to sit on ones face? Anyways Jacky we need more details,when is the face sitting travel guide to Europe comming out 😂

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Well son you see sitting on someone's face can be somewhat of a pleasurable experience for both people if done right, it requires some practice and hopefully the other person is not too heavy.

Not human

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I don’t understand what it is though. How can you breathe?

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Exactly. When a woman says she wants to sit on your face, it means she wants to kill you.

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Anyone want to sit on my face?

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I just saw Pinocchio the other day!

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I nose

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His personality was kind of wooden.

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Snorkel

Not human

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Are you a man or a woman?

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she sat on my face

That is what happens when you have an ugly face, it’s either this or the paper bag.

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Nah, she did it because I told her to do it.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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That doesn’t sound like something you’d share.

Was it reverse cowgirl? If so, wouldn’t your nose be in her butt? I digress.

Don’t share that stuff. You’re asexual as far as these boards are concerned. You hear? 🤫

Also If you ever need a volunteer for your own face-sitting endevours I will gladly take one for the team.

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I'm going to dinner with a new girl I'm seeing. I already have reservations at the best restaurant in town where we will eat under candle light. I'm a bit of a romantic. After that, I'll probably just head back home and bang my wife.

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Sobbing into my chocolate ice cream, and going hiking down south.

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Satin sheets,candles,rose petals ,some red wine and my right hand.

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Oh yessss 😂💦💦💦
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