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So drunk

Bleegh.

Will you walk into my parlour? said the spider to the fly.

Re: So drunj

What did you drink?

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Happy new year!

It passed midnight EST.

Summer, the wonder, the hunger, and the sound of distant thunder

Re: So drunj

Cheers!

Die young and save yourself

Re: So drunj

I've never been drunj before but it sounds great!

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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He obviously made that typo to appear drunk. Loser is prolly coked up out of his mind.

❤️Joy to the boards the PAGG has cum

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If he's doing coke he's probably drinking too. And I don't care why he typed "drunj", I like the word.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

Re: So drunj

I was writing on my phone, the screen of which is broken now because I dropped it last night. I ended up sleeping at the persons house because I was too drunk to drive and didn’t think of getting an Uber.

Will you walk into my parlour? said the spider to the fly.

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Here’s to many more damaged moments this year! 🥂

And if the coke doesn’t kill you maybe now would be the time to consider counseling? Just a thought.

I know a lot of raped bitches who overcame this shit ages ago. They didn’t need no excuse to continue victimizing themselves decades after being victimized by a degenerate.

❤️Joy to the boards the PAGG has cum

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Coke just makes you feel good. I started it in my late teens when I was perhaps a bit more troubled, but these days I just like the feeling. It has nothing to do with self medicating. I don’t do it all that often.

Will you walk into my parlour? said the spider to the fly.

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I need your eyebrows for tonight. Dildo too. More in our tinychat.

Virus

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I didn’t do any coke. I drank a bunch of gin and 7 beers.

Will you walk into my parlour? said the spider to the fly.

Re: So drunk

Same

Virus

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Yeah, you and the rest of the world

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Being very drunk with a house full of people, not one of which is not also intoxicated, is a great feeling, it’s like you all are possessed of the same spirit, and no one is uptight or anything, everyone is just united in their jovial irrational state.

Will you walk into my parlour? said the spider to the fly.

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Interesting analyses.

I got shitfaced but it wasn't until later in the night, thankfully.

Kayaked during the first set of fireworks at 8:30, then went to a boring bbq party at a nearby park followed by house party followed by over-crowded pub to see the midnight fireworks.

Fuckin wrecked by the end of it.

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lol i think most of if not all of that was a lie breh

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Fuck, I may as well not have done anything at all

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now were talking
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