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Interesting thing happened the other night

One of my neighbors attacked me with a baton. I took him down, disarmed him and then left his apartment.

He called the cops on me for assault and battery.

The cops show up, as they are talking to me, they see the bruises on my arms and legs. So they leave, go to him and asked him a few questions.

Two minutes later, the cops asked me if I wanted to press charges for Assault and Battery on my neighbor.

I laughed. Talk about irony.

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I'm not sure you know what irony is.

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i·ro·ny1

/ˈīrənē/

noun: irony

1. the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
"“Don't go overboard with the gratitude,” he rejoined with heavy irony"

synonyms: sarcasm, causticity, cynicism, mockery, satire, sardonicism
"that note of irony in her voice"

antonyms: sincerity

2. a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
plural noun: ironies

"the irony is that I thought he could help me"

synonyms: paradox, incongruity, incongruousness
"the irony of the situation"

antonyms: logic

3. a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
noun: dramatic irony
God, sometimes I wish you weren't this dumb, because I feel bad every time I PWN you in a debate.

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Now that's sure to spark an edge of your seat slobber-knocker between you two intellectual powerhouses. I'll stand over here so I'm not clocked by any wayward spelling or grammatical correction zingers, mate. You understand, aye chum?

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I understand that instead of factually stating any errors or inconsistencies in my statement, you just make blatant statements to imply things that aren't factual. I do understand that about you, bro. Do you get it, chump?

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Why would I be looking to state errors or inconsistencies, mate? I'm not that other bloke. I'm just content to observe the undoubtedly stimulating exchange that's likely to occur. Go freshen up, this'll be a doozy, mate.

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Typical reply. Words with no substance. I bet you're going to reply again, turning this conversation into a circle. Right, boy?

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"Typical response by typing words. I bet you'll respond to my reply, thereby partaking in what is colloquially known as a conversation or 'debate'. So predictable! Mind-bending reality-shattering delusions."

Right, well….cheerio!

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Word…

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That's what I said. You don't get irony.



Nothing ironic happened, your neighbor just got exactly what anybody would expect and justice was served (or not, because you allegedly didn't press charges because you're a 4'11" badass).

If you ever do own me, please be sure to let me know. I wouldn't want to miss such a momentous occasion.

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Jesus….you're just a dumb ass or you literally just deny facts to justify your delusion. Either way, you're an idiot and you know it.

I owned you, and others know it as well. Look above, that's you getting owned, boy.

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When you sink to using "boy" when talking to your elders it's because your argument can't support itself.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_4824144

What usually happens after I embarrass you like this is you either skulk away, or you switch subjects, then claim victory weeks later.

Which will it be today I wonder?

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When things are literally written in black and white, as is the case for message boards, I don't have to claim anything. My argument speaks for itself. By the way, I actually made an argument, supported by facts. Hence, I'm ahead, and you're the one losing.

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What argument? You claimed your story was ironic, I told you that it wasn't. You tried to prove it was by grabbing the dictionary definition for irony, yet your story remained unchanged and didn't magically become ironic. I then linked to a web page which lays everything out so even a child can understand irony, thus educating you, and yet here you are, claiming you've won the internet.

You're priceless.

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The problem with stupid is, they think they're smart. Yet, display nothing but a surprising level of stupid to the rest of us. You only have your delusions to validate your existence.

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What usually happens after I embarrass you like this is you either skulk away, or you switch subjects, then claim victory weeks later.
So you're going for a fighting withdrawal, using ad hominem as your weapon of choice?



If you were sure your unironic story was ironic, you'd attack me with evidence and stay in the battle.

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This person is one of the biggest morons I have ever met online, just stop replying to the faggot and he'll eventually fuck off. He's definitely bongo level stupid.

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You would love for me to leave so you could come back full of swagger again.

When are you going to show us these alleged trolling skills? All I've ever seen from you is butt hurt aggression.

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All i've seen from you is a faggot who hides behind socks and runs around claiming everyone is butthurt when you're the one who is a butthurt bitch and I proved it. Anything else, useless faggot?

Nevermind, don't even bother replying to me until you come at me with a valid account, coward. And when you do, prepare to face the consequences of doing so.

Come on, I dare you. See what you get for the trouble.

You won't do it though, this is the nature of cowardly bitches like you.

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Never mind all one word, eh? So you're punching Shredder with one hand and jerking him off with the other?

I've seen your picture, you need to stop acting tough online. It's embarrassing.

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At least he has the balls to admit to who he is and present everyone with a picture. What about you, coward?

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Only a man with nothing to lose would correlate internet anonymity with cowardice.

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Nevermind all that, mate. Who's up for a coffee?

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Fuck that was good!

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The Executioner

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I thought I was on ignore? Oh, right, you just say that but everyone knows you read my posts.

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I don't get it.

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Similar to what happened between my uncle and his ex when they were still married. She had (still has) a serious drug and alcohol addiction. During one of her crazy states, she told him she wanted him to leave. He said no, that she needed to leave because they had two young children at the time and he and the kids should stay in the home for stability and if she wanted to split up, then she should leave. She attacked him, hitting him in the face, then called the cops to remove him. When they arrived, they saw the bruises on my uncle's face. They asked my aunt what happened and she told them the truth and they arrested her. Oops.

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Yer uncle sounds like a fuckin wimp

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Nah, just smart enough to know what would go down.

unlike you, Connor

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Harsh!

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I will fight you, Conor! I am wiry, and slippery!!!

People underestimate me, and then I go and solve the Middle East!

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-Is covered in bruises
-Looks visibly injured
-Neighbor appears unhurt
-Police perceive Shredder to be the victim

-Thinks he won because he disarmed neighbour AFTER getting the shit beat out of him.



IRONY!

Kah May Haa Maaaay HAAAAAAA!

-CR7

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So, why did your neighbor attack you in the first place?

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The neighbour loves good stand-up.

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I am intrigued, though. Was it a race/religion thing? Did the neighbor confuse being Indian with being a terrorist? Or did Shredder insult him? Claim he wasn't as tough or as popular with the ladies? Or was it a Tell-Tale Heart situation and will we ever know which of Shredder's body parts inspired the fixation and attack?

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I just reread and realized Shredder was attacked in his neighbor's apartment. This thickens the plot for me. They must have been at least friendly for him to be inside his place

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I surmise they were good friends, but at some point Shredder started to read the The Chronicles of Horatio aloud to the other guy. The neighbour begged him to stop but Shredder, in a sort of poetic frenzy, couldn't. Then the neighbour, in desperation, seized his old military baton and began to belabour Shredder around the head and shoulders. Shredder continued to read. Finally the neighbour called the cops. All the other stuff was made up.

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He put so much work into those Chronicles and so few people can appreciate them!

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I read them. I didn't appreciate them.

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It only took about a minute before I zoned out and forgot what I was reading.

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Hold on a minute there fella. When I was takin down the taliban what in the name of fuck were ye doin?

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Bumpback to simpler times.

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Was that hungry and He_Cant going at each other? Fun times!
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