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Tony's meltdown?

Dish the details!

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It went on for some hours. Too long to describe. But at the end he was incoherent, deleting his own threads, and simultaneously calling Styg and Twiz every name under the sun. Since he was focused on Styg at the time, he decided to forget he had been fighting with me for months, and I became his hero. It was "Bentley is a really good guy," and "Bentley is much better than you, you fucker (to Styg)." It was truly spectacular.

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That was a terrible summary

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Who has the fucking energy? You go ahead, you damn nitpicker!

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Yes, please do.

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Tony's Meltdown (suitably detailed)

In the beginning all the earth was lava, and there was no life. Then, out of this primordial ooze, LIFE began! Fortunately, David Attenborough was there, with a BBC crew, to record it…..

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What sparked it?

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They discontinued his favorite brand of climbing chalk.

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One too many Monsters.

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Trump had two scoops of ice cream when everyone else in the room had three.

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Triple posting! She's melting down! Run!!!!!

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The military told him he was too fat to re-enlist.

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He found out Shredder served one more day in Iraq than he did.

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Some bad tilapia

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Oh come on, this wasn't one of the reasons and you know it.

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Did he invade Poland?

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He also demanded Crystal delete his account and began insulting her when she apparently didn't log in fast enough after telepathically receiving his message. Then viciously went after Twiz's kid—i can only surmise in an attempt to burn whatever bridge—until he was eventually obliged.

One of the most definitive meltdowns I've ever seen. I'd go so far as to say the day after it started you could tell he hadn't slept well if at all, and resumed the insanity into the morning until the previous stuff transpired.

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He was in a fucking rage. I never thought some words on a screen could do that to a human being. Only shows that message boards are dangerous places. We put our hearts out there when we post, even the most cynical of us (sobs at his own eloquence and melts down).

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Bananas! Bananas, I say. And a side of apricots. Tony seemed like a jive cracker. Guess not.

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He was actually very good initially. I never got on with him, and we were sniping at each other from day one, but he was very well liked (one of the board Lotharios). He snapped quite suddenly, poor fellow.

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I told him why he was mad and for some reason he hated my son because of it.

The Executioner

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Why was he mad

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Are you Tony

if so, I saw you driving your Jeep out the other morning. I saw you lean forward over your steering wheel and look into my windshield… I'm sorry I pressed on the gas

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Yes, I'm Tony. AMA!

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What's your favorite color jumpsuit

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Red, but only if it comes with an apparatus.

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Oh my fuck

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👋🏻

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Jealousy

The Executioner

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Who or what was he jealous of

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Styg because Styg is/was more popular.

The Executioner

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Sounds like a hell of a guy

I'm cumming.

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And this was before he married Klam….

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Tony was married to Klam? Good heavens I had no idea

I'm cumming.

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No

The Executioner

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Oh boy, the resident marital scholar just showed up.

Hello, twiz.

I'm cumming.

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It was a short but unhappy union.

Twiz knows nothing about it. She wasn't even invited to the wedding.

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I married Klam 2 weeks ago. You know nothing!

The Executioner

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I knew all about it.

I'm cumming.

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You're a minister? Who did you marry her to?

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Me

The Executioner

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How are your breasts holding up after the honeymoon? Mine are doing well.

I'm cumming.

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They are fine.

The Executioner

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Shut the fuck up. Never say that again .

I'm cumming.

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What should I say? They are fucking spectacular!

The Executioner

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That's great to hear, twiz. I miss them


Kiss them for me.

I'm cumming.

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It was pretty cool. The guy was a fucking douchebag. He thought he was gonna steal the podcast from Hor with his fancy geetar.

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Hi Lion

How you been buddy?

You called it pretty early on tbh
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