The Fly : The wife was a dirty, stinking liar!

The wife was a dirty, stinking liar!

Ok, normally I would never even think of criticizing a scientist wife. They really gotta put up with lot. I mean, they're married to a guy who's probably a bit weird in the first place and then, to top it off, they gotta constantly throw dinner parties and brunches and stuff just to try and convince people to fund their husband's wacky experiments. Believe me, it's no bed of roses. Unfortunately, when it comes to Andre's wife, I gotta draw the line. She kept begging the poor guy to let her get a look at his head. Just a quick peak. And she promised, I mean, she swore up and down she wouldn't get upset. So what's the first thing she did when that towel slipped off? She screamed like a banshee. I mean, she went completely goofy. And poor Andre! The guy was forced to watch the whole thing in multiplex, surround sound fly-o-vision! So, my advice to any scientist who's engaged in the kind of experiment which might possibly result in slightly altering their looks- don't get married!

I wanna buy your carbon offsets.

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Andre shouldn't have made those strange, senseless experiments in the first place... I mean it's ok to transport a saucer or something but I hated him since the moment he put the cat in that thing. He was just an annoying guy driving his poor wife crazy... He should have gotten lost in the ozone- or whatever that was- like the cat.



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That was very very funny,i almost cried!

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Besides the head and arm, do you wonder if any of his other parts got swapped for fly parts?

And Patricia Owens WAS quite a dish, wasn't she? Especially doing that slightly awkward, drunken striptease in Hell To Eternity.



All the universe . . . or nothingness. Which shall it be, Passworthy? Which shall it be?

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She kept begging the poor guy to let her get a look at his head. Just a quick peak. And she promised, I mean, she swore up and down she wouldn't get upset. So what's the first thing she did when that towel slipped off? She screamed like a banshee. I mean, she went completely goofy. And poor Andre! The guy was forced to watch the whole thing in multiplex, surround sound fly-o-vision!

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Yep, it takes a strong woman to live with a fly-lie. She couldn't handle the truth!

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Well, most women in these old horror movies are emotional airheads who tremble at the slightest scare; you can't say you didn't see it coming.

A Superman without trunks isn't worth watching or reading about.
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