The Brady Bunch : F MARRY KILL

F MARRY KILL

F Carol(till her wig falls off)

Marry Sam for the free meat

Kill Bobby

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F Alice(She's got tons of pent up libido since Sam was impotent from eating red meat every night)

Marry Carol(She was useless as a housewife she but was hot & could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose)


Kill Greg(severely wound Bobby)

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F Carols actress friend Meerna

Marry Gregs math teacher after disposing of her baseball player fiance

Kill George Glass

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F Carol (no explanation needed)

Marry Aunt Jenny (she was probably loaded)

Kill the dude who stole Greg's playbook then, once you know you're in the will, kill Aunt Jenny and move to Fiji.

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That would be a good idea since Aunt Jenny seemed she might be rolling in cash. The dude who jacked Gregs playbook was an ÜberDouche. You could finish off Aunt Jenny by beating her to death with her Shofar.

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Those are great answers. I guess I could have included guests, but main characters were the first that came to mind.

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I am a straight woman


fvk. an adult greg

marry... an adult peter

kill... bobby. [that stupid face he would give when things would go awry... those teeth...]




OH THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU SO BLOODY MUCH!!! Basil Fawlty

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Good 2 c this, which was originally from Horrible Bosses 2), is now a msg board post...

F Carol, Marcia, & Jan... Either all @ the same time or they could take turns or whatever

Marry Alice-she'd do all the housework & always b a riot 2 b around!

Kill Cousin Oliver-he's THE Jar Jar Binks of the Brady Bunch universe so who wouldn't wanna kill him lol!

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wut?

fmk has been around for forever.

OH THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU SO BLOODY MUCH!!! Basil Fawlty

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That is just too funny to think a classic game like F Marry Kill was created by some crappy movie like that.

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Kill Cousin Oliver-he's THE Jar Jar Binks of the Brady Bunch universe so who wouldn't wanna kill him lol!


Jar Jar Binks ruined the Star Wars franchise for me and many others.

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I can't believe I am replying to this thread. And I can't believe the prude didn't have it deleted.

I have seen similar threads on other boards. Sometimes It is more politely referred to as "Wed, Bed, Dead". It makes me think of an album by the band W.A.S.P. named "Kill.F___.Die."

If I had to wed a Brady it would be Jan. She was a groovy chick. Her emotional outbursts have been grossly distorted. She was occasionally emotionally needy, but had too many good qualities to list. She was intelligent, creative, sensitive, hard working and funny. She also happened to be gorgeous. Even if Jan was crazy I have heard "crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" a few times.

Carol was already married so that would be out of the question. I would want to go to bed with her. She was a hot tamale. But I didn't think that when I was a kid because she was about ten years older than my mother. I certainly see it now. She looked really hot whenever she wore a black wig. And whenever she and Mike discussed socializing with other couples it makes me think they were swingers. She didn't work and employed a full time housekeeper so she would have plenty of free time during the day for extramarital affairs.

Marcia probably screams out her own name during sex. And she would be much too worried about messing up her hair. I wouldn't want to go to bed with her, but I have wondered what it would be like to have sex with someone I disliked. I wouldn't want to marry her either. I would kill myself if I had to wake up next to a megalomaniac like her every morning. I don't want anyone to die. But if I had to pick one person from The Bunch it would be Marcia.

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F Mrs. Hinton

Marry Mrs. Hinton

Kill Mrs. Hinton

Reanimate Mrs. Hinton

F Mrs. Hinton

etc. etc. etc.

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I am a girl...

f: greg
marry: peter [when he reaches age of course]

kill: bobby.. him and those stupid assed teeth always sticking out! shut. up.


Reading the paper can really be depressing. Mr. Dithers fired Dagwood again.

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Bobby isn't showing any teeth here>http://i.imgur.com/JIvTjpt.jpg He's got the Phil Packer look.

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F Alice Tiger style

Marry Rachael to get to Sherwoods cash

Kill that lisping cheese eating rat Thindy.

1,2,3

F: Cindy

M: The "Se-ATTle" girl

K: Jan and her crippled polio legs

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What was so great about Linda, the Se-a-TULL girl?

Jan was a little knock kneed, but did not have polio legs.

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F Marcia
F Jan
F Cindy
F Carol
F Marcia's cheerleader friends
M Millicent
K Mike Brady...he's the only one who can interfere with my plan muahahahahaha

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F Jan

Marry Carol

Kill Sam

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F Greg
Marry Peter
Kill Jan

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F the talent scout chick that tries to make Greg Johnny Bravo

Marry Carol dressed as Cleopatra

Kill John Denvers Mini-Me Cousin Oliver

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F- So hard to choose between Marcia and Jan. I'd have to say Marcia by a (oooh my) nose!
M- Aunt Jenny. Like someone said above, she's loaded and will most likely croak soon after.
K- Mark Millard for trying to swindle Alice out of her life savings!

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F Marcia

M Carol

K Jan for being whiner...

PROFILE PIC:Courtney Thorne-Smith.

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F Carol in the hershey highway

Marry the talent scout broad that signed John Bravo

Kill Johnny Bravo with extreme prejudice

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F: Dr. Vogel, the hot dentist
M: Peter. He later owned a tech company that he sold for $$$
K: Clark Tyson. What a wuss.

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A great thread!
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