Good Morning, Vietnam : Lt Hauk's routine . . .

Lt Hauk's routine . . .

Lt Hauk

Hello, Vietnam,And greetings,

[Soon, the news. Then]

"lieutenant Steve!lieutenant Steve!"

"Who's that?"

"It's me,your old pal Frenchy."

"Listen, Frenchy, let me ask you

something. Do you like good food?"

"Oh, but of course.Uh, the French love good food."

"Well, then, I guess that would make you an "Eatie Gourmet."

"Oh, ho, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve."

"Oh, Frenchy.

"Oh, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve."

"Frenchy. You know,I really shouldn't kid Frenchy...

because sometimes he "Stan Getz" mad at me...

and he could "Al Hirt" me."

"Uh, Lieutenant Steve,Let's play some music."

"Okay, Frenchy.What would you like to hear?"

"Well, uh, I love a good polka much as the next man"

"Well, a good polka it is for my good friend Frenchy."

Hauk looks up at the crew gathered around the console.

"I think some apologies are in order."

Re: Lt Hauk's routine . . .

"I think some apologies are in order."

Yeah, to the listening audience. :D

Re: Lt Hauk's routine . . .

But at least his routine didn't involve insulting President Nixon's daughters apropos of nothing.

Re: Lt Hauk's routine . . .


"Well, then, I guess that would make you an "Eatie Gourmet."


I love Bruno Kirby in this role. It's actually "Eydie Gormé," yet another bad musician-name pun. Sorry to pick nits.

"Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny." LOL

-Rod

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