Jaws : Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

A couple of years in jail will teach her not to slap a cop.

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Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

I disagree. She was mourning and he felt bad enough so allowed her to venge herself. To be honest I sometimes wish more cops got slapped - the ones who parade around like they own the streets amd manhandle anyone they don't like the look of. Some cops are too gung ho in making an arrest merely because someone accidentally treads on their toe or nudges a cop in a crowd! Amity was way more laid back and Brody was seeking some sort of acceptance I guess. Arresting a grieving mother because he failed to close the beaches leading to Alex's death would have been an unpopular move.

She was understandably upset but she still retained a certain dignity in the deliverance of her slap. It's not as though she was in a rage and proceeded to attack him with a metal pipe in a frenzy! She was to be pitied. Even the Mayor felt that slap - it should have been his but nobody else was privvy to THAT conversation where he had even pursuaded the coroner to deem Chrissie's death as a result of a boating accident as opposed to the shark attack it was - all to ensure the tourists flocked in as usual to spend their summer dollars.

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

Yeh, but you know what? Nowadays, Martin Brody probably wouldn't have retained any dignity in the face of being physically assaulted like that. He probably would've slapped her back.and more, if one gets the drift.

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

Dumbest post of the year award for you but anyway Brody didn't because he was a human being who knew he failed her

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

say that to my face and i'll kick ur ass

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

No, you won't, you're just another keyboard commando

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

if i knew what bridge u lived under i'd go there now and kick ur ass

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

I live in your mothers box, but its getting crowded in here with all the brothers

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

You, sir, should not attempt to rile Corky. His input on this board happens to be appreciated by us regulars. What's wrong with you? Did your mummy's gin habit render you pi$$ed at the tit (that's assuming you ever left it)?

Why not buy yourself the ultimate IMDb manual - it's called "The Ultimate Guide to Avoid Being an *beep*

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

Don't fret. Corky, I have your back, your tail and the whole God damn thing.

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

For hooow much????

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

Free for "chums"

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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ooh I'm scared

Re: Chief Brody should've arrested Mrs. Kitner for assault

A far better approach would have been to use the situation to put the sleaze Mayor in his place. Brody should have told Kitner, "You see that guy wearing the tacky blazer? You should be slapping him. I tried to close the beach, but he overruled by decision."

However, Brody was too nice of a guy and too mild-mannered to take the opportunity to disgrace the man who was letting him be used as a scapegoat.
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