The Beach Girls : Favorite line?

Favorite line?

"Is that a salami in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a salami"

"Young man, are you popping pills?"
"I'm a popper, he's a popper, she's a popper, wouldn't you like to be a popper too?" (only funny if over age 40)


Son, you can't polish a turd

Re: Favorite line?

- where are the bearings?
- in your pocket sir

:D
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