Red Dwarf : Favourite Kryton lines?

Favourite Kryton lines?

Rimmer, "Scan the vicinity..."

Kryton, "Everything is down sir."

Lister, "So let me get this right, we are being attacked by something but we don't know what and there's no way of finding out what's out there!"

Krypton, " I have a suggestion sirs!"

Rimmer, "What?!"

Kryton, "How about we look out of the window?"

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Lister, "What do you think they want?"

Kryton, "Although the Deathship didn't indicate the exact nature of their business, I'm guessing it's a bit deathy."

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"HE'S A SMEEEEEEEG...HEEEEEEAD!!!!"

James?
I think it may be time to go home
take me round the world one more time
Why not!

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Rimmer: Step up to red alert.

Kryten: Sir, are you sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

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OMG! That's a good one!

I don't remember it though. You wouldn't happen to remember the episode by any chance, would you?

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Legion

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Thanks! You dah man! ;-)

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Rimmer, "...may I remind you (Lister) of space core directive 34124!"

Kryton, "34124. No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity?"

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Rimmer, "That's it! I'm invoking space core directive 68520!".

Kryten, "68520? But sir, surely that is impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?".

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"Balls on standby, sir".

'Grind those balls, sir. Grind them!"

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Lol

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Kry-ton? Is this joke about his increased girth?

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A superlative suggestion with two minor flaws. Firstly, we do not have any defensive shields and secondly, we do not have any defensive shields. I appreciate that technically that's just one flaw but I thought it was such s big one it was worth mentioning twice.

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Following on from that, shane, I like:

'An adroit suggestion sir, with just two minor drawbacks..'

It's the way he says 'adroit', a needlessly niche choice of word that wouldn't necessarily be in the cat's vocabulary, increasing the stakes over even 'superlative'. The serious way in which he says it only adds to the humourous gulf between Kryten's logic and Cat's enthusiastic naivete.

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