Seinfeld : Baker's Dozen 12/4/16
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
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Come on Elaine, let`s go.
2. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
_____________________
Come on Elaine, let`s go.
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
Fixed.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
Fixed.
Re: Money
So F'in weird how my posts go on sometimes hours after I type them. I only saw #1 and I put mine in, then I see 7 more people post before me. Not the first time this has happened....
I'm losing it!
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Come on Elaine, let`s go.
I'm losing it!
_____________________
Come on Elaine, let`s go.
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
Rylant
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people...cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick- some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
Rylant
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!"
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people... cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick - some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
11. Jerry laughing heartily as Elaine pays him again and again for the backslide bets. Witness!
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpZZZZZZNNNNnnnOUCH--" - Frank Grimes
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!"
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people... cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick - some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
11. Jerry laughing heartily as Elaine pays him again and again for the backslide bets. Witness!
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpZZZZZZNNNNnnnOUCH--" - Frank Grimes
Re: Money
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!"
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people... cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick - some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
11. Jerry laughing heartily as Elaine pays him again and again for the backslide bets. Witness!
12. Elaine throws out a crumpled $20 that she asked Jerry for, then Jerry reaches into a pocket in his jacket and finds... a $20!
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!"
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people... cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick - some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
11. Jerry laughing heartily as Elaine pays him again and again for the backslide bets. Witness!
12. Elaine throws out a crumpled $20 that she asked Jerry for, then Jerry reaches into a pocket in his jacket and finds... a $20!
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Kisses!
1. What'd you get her? $182, which is nothing to sneeze at.
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!"
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people... cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick - some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
11. Jerry laughing heartily as Elaine pays him again and again for the backslide bets. Witness!
12. Elaine throws out a crumpled $20 that she asked Jerry for, then Jerry reaches into a pocket in his jacket and finds... a $20!
13. Nana is on a very fixed income!
Next: Kisses...
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!"
3. A nickel!
4. 85 cents [for a pack of Juicy Fruit]? That is outrageous!
5. George doesn't make a habit of giving bills to blind people... cuz they can't see it.
6. Kramer's winnings from the 30-1 horse Papanick - some thug tries to take it from him.
7. The $1900 from George's savings account that he uses to buy the triangle art.
8. $100 buys A LOT of gum!
9. Jerry and the opera guy ripping up money to make their point...whichever that was.
10. George gets caught with his hand in the tip jar trying to re-tip the Calzone Dude.
11. Jerry laughing heartily as Elaine pays him again and again for the backslide bets. Witness!
12. Elaine throws out a crumpled $20 that she asked Jerry for, then Jerry reaches into a pocket in his jacket and finds... a $20!
13. Nana is on a very fixed income!
Next: Kisses...
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's GFOTW Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's GFOTW Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's GFOTW Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's GFOTW Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's GFOTW Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
2. George thought he saw Jerry's GFOTW Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simppppppppppzzzzzzz--" - Frank Grimes
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simppppppppppzzzzzzz--" - Frank Grimes
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
"More cowbell!"...Christopher Walken
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
"More cowbell!"...Christopher Walken
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article- before George ruins everything.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article- before George ruins everything.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article- before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
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2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article- before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
Game of Thrones - Best Show on TV
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonZZZZZZZZZbuzzzzz--" - Frank Grimes
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonZZZZZZZZZbuzzzzz--" - Frank Grimes
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
11. George kissing Marisa Tomei...I mean, the throw pillow.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
11. George kissing Marisa Tomei...I mean, the throw pillow.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
11. George kissing Marisa Tomei... I mean, the throw pillow.
12. Silvio: "No, he's very fancy! Want me! Love me! Shower me with kisses!" "Mwah!"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonzzzzZZZZxxxxMMMM--" - Frank Grimes
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
11. George kissing Marisa Tomei... I mean, the throw pillow.
12. Silvio: "No, he's very fancy! Want me! Love me! Shower me with kisses!" "Mwah!"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonzzzzZZZZxxxxMMMM--" - Frank Grimes
Re: Kisses!
1. Kramer kissing the mannequin in the car.
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
11. George kissing Marisa Tomei... I mean, the throw pillow.
12. Silvio: "No, he's very fancy! Want me! Love me! Shower me with kisses!" "Mwah!"
13. Elaine and Puddy whilst discussing bad shocks.
Okay, new topic! Let's try...bad purchases:
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. George thought he saw Jerry's girlfriend Amy making out with Cousin Jeffrey.
3. Jerry and Schmoopie and George and Susan at Monk's.
4. George learning that Ada thinks what he's thinking is very doable, and kissing leads to sex... and a raise!
5. Jerry kissing Rachel but his parents come home.
6. Kramer kisses Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."
7. Jerry and Marla.
8. Jerry and Sharon Leonard, seeking forgiveness for her article - before George ruins everything.
9. Elaine and Tim Whatley sharing a passionate smooch on the front porch.
10. Elaine and Keith Hernandez. "Who does this guy think he is?"
11. George kissing Marisa Tomei... I mean, the throw pillow.
12. Silvio: "No, he's very fancy! Want me! Love me! Shower me with kisses!" "Mwah!"
13. Elaine and Puddy whilst discussing bad shocks.
Okay, new topic! Let's try...bad purchases:
1. The phone! The two line phone!
bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
"More cowbell!"...Christopher Walken
2. The "Willard."
"More cowbell!"...Christopher Walken
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
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2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
Rylant
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two-line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat.
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa.
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
12. Elaine's "Kosher Deli" dress.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonzzzZZZxxxsss--" - Frank Grimes
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat.
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa.
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
12. Elaine's "Kosher Deli" dress.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonzzzZZZxxxsss--" - Frank Grimes
Re: bad purchases
1. The phone! The two line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
12. Boggle
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2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
12. Boggle
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Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. The phone! The two-line phone!
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat.
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa.
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
12. Elaine's "Kosher Deli" dress.
13. Boggle.
Next: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpsonzzzzzxxxxnnn--" - Frank Grimes
2. The "Willard."
3. The Cadillac.
4. All the junk Elaine bought at Cinco de Mayo's in her effort to put Puta Mayo out of business.
5. Rat Hat.
6. A one-of-a-kind cream-colored sofa.
7. Jerry's suede jacket.
8. The envelopes. Bad for Susan, but...
9. Big screen TV for The Drake's engagement.
10. The red dot sweater.
11. "El Producto De Peru!?"
12. Elaine's "Kosher Deli" dress.
13. Boggle.
Next: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpsonzzzzzxxxxnnn--" - Frank Grimes
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
2. "She's a 2-face!"
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIICE, THREE TIMES A...AHHHHH!!!"
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2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIICE, THREE TIMES A...AHHHHH!!!"
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Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIICE, THREE TIMES A...AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld....FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIICE, THREE TIMES A...AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld....FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIICE, THREE TIMES A...AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld....FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIICE, THREE TIMES A...AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld....FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpzzzonnnnmm--" - Frank Grimes
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpzzzonnnnmm--" - Frank Grimes
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpzbszbszbsnbnbnnn--" - Frank Grimes
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpzbszbszbsnbnbnnn--" - Frank Grimes
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
.
"More cowbell!"...Christopher Walken
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
.
"More cowbell!"...Christopher Walken
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
11. The way I figure it I've already been there, and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
11. The way I figure it I've already been there, and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock
Re: Mention a number for each corresponding one in the list
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
11. The way I figure it I've already been there, and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock
12. Hey, George. Jerry. Listen, I just got sober, so I have been going through the 12 steps...
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2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
11. The way I figure it I've already been there, and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock
12. Hey, George. Jerry. Listen, I just got sober, so I have been going through the 12 steps...
Rylant
Vacations
1. "She eats her peas ONE at a time!"
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
11. The way I figure it I've already been there, and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock
12. Hey, George. Jerry. Listen, I just got sober, so I have been going through the 12 steps...
13. GEORGE (to Mrs Sokol): Yes, and I was hoping to get a thirteen week extension.
Next: Vacations
1. Elaine going to Paris with Dr Reston.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpzzzznnnnnnn--" - Frank Grimes
2. "She's a 2-face!"
3. "YOU'RE ONCE, TWIIIICE, THREE TIMES A… AHHHHH!!!"
4. Seinfeld… FOUR! (Chinese Restaurant)
5. The Heil Five!
6. How about six? Six is good!
7. Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.
8. "I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?!"
9. "Yeah, you know we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
10. In "The Stranded," George thinks the cashier gave him back change for a 10 dollar bill. He swears he gave her a twenty.
11. The way I figure it I've already been there, and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock
12. Hey, George. Jerry. Listen, I just got sober, so I have been going through the 12 steps...
13. GEORGE (to Mrs Sokol): Yes, and I was hoping to get a thirteen week extension.
Next: Vacations
1. Elaine going to Paris with Dr Reston.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpzzzznnnnnnn--" - Frank Grimes
Vacations
1. Elaine going to Paris with Dr Reston.
2. Elaine going to Tuscany with the Maestro.
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2. Elaine going to Tuscany with the Maestro.
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Re: Money
2. Kramer slaps $100 on the counter. "I'm out!
3. A nickel!