The Hand That Rocks the Cradle : "I always feel completely sexy and glamourous when I wear this dress…"

"I always feel completely sexy and glamourous when I wear this dress…"

:X Gag. She is so gross and what an obnoxious comment to make. And then...she changes into a sofa cover. Is that red dress the ONLY decent outfit she owns?



"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"

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i say the same thing when i put on a pair of these:
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Oh man, nuts. I truly did LOL on that. Hilarious.


"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"

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That's right!

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I think Annabella Sciorra is a pretty woman, but yeah, I didn't know why she decided to put on something so unsexy afterwards either. And I don't know why she didn't just tell Michael what happened with the perfume oil and why she couldn't wear the dress.

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Claire didn't seem to want to put much effort into anything. Including the clinical-style looking nursery. I doubt she had more than one decent dress.

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She put a lot of effort into making an amazing greenhouse. lol

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LOL it's sad how everyone finds Peyton to be way hotter, including the baby finds her breast milk more delicious... Claire doesn't mind stripping in front of Peyton either... Claire is a lazy and horny... Peyton was real wife material.

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"And then...she changes into a sofa cover."

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!!

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Um, as a heterosexual man, I have to interject here that Claire was f@cking hot as hell when she was wearing that black bra and panties. Yum!




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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She's a lazy and a horny? Who let the kids onto this board?

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And then...she changes into a sofa cover.


I cringe every single time I see that scene. Like come on, Claire did you really only own one pretty dress? I guess she spends all of her botanical gardens money along with Michael's on plants and flowers... oh and couch cover dresses.

oh hey, it's Claire's dress https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5c/c5/84/5cc584ee389c96160b547fa9903b5836.jpg

Claire's actual dress http://images3.static-bluray.com/reviews/6591_4.jpg




You mustn't give your heart to a wild thing

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LOL!!

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WTF, that's my sofa!!

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I think Claire was a very pretty woman (and judging by the way she looked when putting on her perfume, a woman with a very nice figure!).

I must agree about the dress she changes into (laughing still at your *sofa cover* comment).

While Claire was constantly dumb & self-conscious, I thought it asinine too how Michel acted so childishly disappointed at Claire not wearing 'the dress he bought her'!
Not like he hasn't seen her in it, or that he couldn't see her in it at any time!





I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.

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i'm a big fan of this outfit: http://www.amishclothesline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DSC007191.jpg



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Now that is an outfit! The hat is rockin'!



I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.

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how about this one? http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/17954/1-1/mens-canadian-mountie-costume.jpg



"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley

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The hatred towards Claire on this board is just asinine. Michael wasn't childish, she probably said she'd wear the dress, so he was surprised.

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I literally just CACKLED at that sofa cover comment.

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Someone calls a pretty dress a sofa cover and the thread is filled with people cackling like they haven't heard a decent joke in years and posting pics of sofas and Amish clothes. Please, visit a comedy club.

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I see you've woken up quite early, just to come on this board and go after everyone who disagrees with your opinion. What a thrilling life you must have.

The dress was ugly and it DOES look like a sofa cushion. Fashion isn't always a bullseye. Get a life.

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LOL Gotten up early, hardly. I haven't remotely attacked everyone, and speak of an exciting life, several people repeating the same comment.

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...HOW the heck is she gross?? And what's obnoxious about her comment? Good gosh woman, drop the cattiness.

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