Beavis and Butt-Head : Why doesnt Butthead try to Score with Beavis's slut mother?

Always thought that this was kind of funny how Butthead always made fun of Beavis's mom for being a cheap slut but he never once thought about trying to score with her at all despite her being really easy and his best friends mom.

Butt-Head is all talk and no action.

As said by Butthead in the game virtual stupidity, his mom has a lot of things.

"Like my great grandpappy used to say, when life gives you booty, make bootyade!"-Big E of New Day

Because Butthead is a stupid idiot and doesnt know what to do to help himself score, he just gets good ideas that usually backfire in the end, he had the chance to score in Vidiots but Beavis answered the door instead of him, he ran his big mouth too long in Teen Talk when those sluts wanted to score, moral of the story is that Butthead talks too much, not to mention the fact that Beavis's mom would probably turn Butthead down because he is friends with her son.

Funny thing is though on The Beavis And Butthead Experience CD from years ago Butthead tells Anthrax that he has seen Beavis's mom naked before and this leads to them making fun of her, so he would probably call her a slut to her face and not try to score with her, big mistake....

For him to even attempt to try to get with Beavis's mom she'd have to be around. I like to think that both mothers are white-trash former strippers or groupies who have basically abandoned their sons to hook up and travel with truck drivers while somehow earning money and occasionally pass through Highland where they pay the phone, cable, and electric bills to try to appear to be responsible parents & adults.


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In one of the videos in the last season from the recent run, Beavis talked about his mother briefly, how she was with him in the mall when he was little and he got separated from her and accidently found her again and she was upset and left with him, listening to Beavis during this video you get the impression that his mother tried to ditch him at the mall and tried to leave alone but couldnt find the exit and ran into Beavis again.

So Beavis basically had a bad mother that tried to abandon him, she was a slut/whore and was never around because she was probably sleeping with men for money and staying with them, only being around the house once in a while when the boys were at school or were asleep, someone had the theory that the fat woman that operated the phone sex line from her trailer on the outskirts of town might been Beavis or Butthead's mom, that she was making money from phone sex and living somewhere else.

Remember the show probably happens in less than a years time because the boys were only 15 throughout the shows run, so it could be within their 9TH grade year, the mothers would always be at work and rarely at home and pay the bills for the house through the mail without coming home, so they would rarely see the boys and probably hate their sons for being idiots and perverts, Beavis basically admitting that his own mother tried to abandon him (He thought she got lost and couldnt find him in the mall) and her getting angry when he ran into her again and followed her back home prove that the mothers dont want their sons around and abandoned them, should go to jail for that too.

Would you wanna be responsible for either one of them?

Because she is NEVER AROUND!

Who says he wouldn't try if she was?