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Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Does rough toilet paper really help to reduce and knock off hemorrhoids, like one of the customers claimed, in this movie?

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Um, that wasn't what he claimed. He wanted the softer kind of TP.

Can't stop the signal.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Yes, but after Dante said "Actually its kinda rough" the customer went "Oh boy, its gonna knock the hell out of my hemorrhoids" and I only wondered how rough toilet paper really helps getting rid of hemorrhoids as opposed to, say, stuff like Microlax enema, Anusol gel and various other medication plus wet Andrex wipes and cold water?

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

You're not stupid. You are not that stupid.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Yes, I know that customer in the end preferred the soft one

But when Dante first said to him "Actually its kinda rough" he went "Oh boy, its gonna knock the hell out of my hemorrhoids" implying that rough paper somehow gets rid of the problem and I wondered why the customer may at first have thought that rough paper fights hemorrhoids as opposed to stuff like Anusol gel etc.

I only ask that because I had hemorrhoids myself and couldn't see how rough toilet paper could even be remotely helpful in this matter.

And at the end when he did choose the soft stuff, he never said anything to the extent of "Maybe soft toilet paper would help me get rid of my hemorrhoids less painfully and more subtly" or something.

Yet he did say something potentially good however about rough paper doing the job but I wondered why he would have said that in the first place.

Wouldn't in reality rough toilet paper cause more irritation, bleeding and make the areas affected by hemorrhoids problem WORSE instead of better?

Or did he mean something else by "knocking the hell out of my hemorrhoids"?

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Well, looks like you are.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Looks like I am what?

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

This is sad. Even by troll standards.

Can't stop the signal.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Come again?

I must be missing something?

Maybe its a goof.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?


I must be missing something?


Yes. You are.


Maybe its a goof.


No. It's not.

Can't stop the signal.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Spit it out.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Figure it out.

Can't stop the signal.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

You go first.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Do your own homework.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

LOL great back and forth, gentlemen.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

This conversation was quite the gem. I almost feel bad for zombie55.

I'll say it: the expression knock the hell out is him saying it would hurt, not knock them off. I really hope you were trolling so that I'm the fool here.

Re: Does rough toilet paper really help against the hemorrhoids?

Sadly, I don't think he was trolling, but then again maybe English isn't his first language.


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