The Cable Guy : Favourite Line from the Cable guy

Favourite Line from the Cable guy

Whats your favourite cable guy quote -- some real classic carrey quotes that cracked me up


"no sweat off my sack" -

"Ive been drinking - there , its my urine "

"Steven: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
Chip Douglas: Tho?"

"He who hesitates, masturbates."

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"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BIILLLLLYYYY!"










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"well maybe i shouldn't have come at all JEEEEEERK OOOOOFFFFFF!"
lol

(i just started watching it again.... HIGHLY underrated)

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it would have to be near the end where chip is climbing up the tower and Steve jumps from the satellite to the tower chip yells

"nice jump spider man" that mad me laugh for a bit

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''The passsssword isss.........*nipple*!''

''Stay away from Robin. She's taken. SKEE BOP! SQUIDDY DAP!''

''You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction FACILLETY!''

''Wake up lil snoozy! Smell the smelling salts!''


''You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music. WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!''


''Im going now. Im taking off........See ya...............bye.''


''Cabla goobla!''

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During the Sam Sweet Movie, stanton sweet says "Sammy don't, Sammy,Sammy, Don't" Sam sweet "You were always such a cry baby".

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"You have no idea how many customers treat me like snot.......like I'm a plumber or something."

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among stars.

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Easily "Silence...of the lambs."

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"I'm not thirsty anymore."

"I just want to hang out, NO BIG DEAL!!"

"...and I'm healthy as a horse, not a drip."

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"It's just skin, STEVEN"

"Oh, we're playng prison rules huh?"

"I LOOOOOOVE THIS GAME!!!"

"PRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAH!! PRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAHHHH!!" The Medieval scene. DESTROYS ME.

"I'd looooooooove to chat, but I'm meeting with a little lady friend"

"I'll put the SYSTEM on trial!"

"Ricky...Ricky Ricardo"

"I fought the law, and the law WON!"

"Suck it up, suck up the hot air, SKUPEDY PUP, POW, POW, SALTPEANUTS, SALTPEANUTS"

"I get REAAAAALY lonely"

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"This is your destiny!"
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't."
"is"
"isn't"

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What's the real story here Steven, have you been taking the pot?

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I think it was an Asian gang or something... I saw some guy I'm pretty sure he was Asian, and he was speaking a different language, I'm pretty sure it was...... Asian.

Steven! What's up? I'm at a pay phone!

One of the messages is just The Cable Guy saying "Oooohhh sh!t"

Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

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All the lines previously mentioned are great. Idk why but when chip is talking to steven in the rain and he tells him he doesnt want anymore friends chip replies with " Sooooo what are you tryin to say?" The way he says that was funny to me lol

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I fought the law and the law WON!

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"Thank you for the delightful evening, everyone. I guess I'll be leaving now."

He looks and sounds demented when he says it. It's even better than the neurologist one.

I have crossed oceans of time to find you.

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Steeven called the fuzz...bad boys bad boys, whatsha gonna do

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation

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Robin's date: "You're sexy"
Robin: "What?"
Robin's date: "You heard me"

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I don't want to be your friend
I'm so hate a needy person

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Steven: "When am I gonna get you on my couch again?"
Chip (as Robin) "Well I'm busy tonight..."

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Not so much what he says but how he says it:

"Oh my goodness look what I've done. Hmmhmm....You didn't hear it from me".



And his exchange with Robin's date in the mens restroom:

"Good evening sir."

"Hey Stretch".

"Pleasant night, (knuckle crack), isn't it?"

"Mmmyeah not too bad".

"Course the night are always pleasant in here! The winters are remarkably mild!"

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"Cable Guyyyyyy!"

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"Dos thou have a frosty ale for me and my mate?"
"He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew thus thou might have for us."
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