Kurt & Courtney : El Duce is one freaky MOFO

El Duce is one freaky MOFO

This is one scary man! I had nightmares. Maybe it was because I watched this at 3AM. Did any of you think this dude was scary.

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I couldn't agree more! I get so freaked out by this man and Im even more freaked out by his death! Whenever I hear his name I shudder! As I like to say he is freaky to the max plus five!

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When they said he had died I was suprised in the slightest. You just knew he would get drunk and walk in front of a train or something. He was basically saying "Gimmie beer and I'l tell you more *beep*

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Yes, he was scary, but I think what was more scary was that stupid Sex Slave song The Mentors released. I laughed when I saw that in the film.

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So did I. And I'm not one to easily laugh out loud but that awful song just brought that out of me. What a joke. Scary, maybe but not in a good way. Sort of scary in the way a creepy, homeless, whacked out of his mind guy on the street elicits.

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Haha, yeah, it's 3am exactly and I just finished watching the film. Have you seen either of Rob Zombie's films House of 1000 Corpses or The Devil's Rejects? Cause Sid Haig's character (Captain Spaulding, the crazy homicidal clown) is basically EXACTLY LIKE El Duce. Only El Duce was REAL.

I have to admit I cracked up when El Duce first appeared without his executioner's mask on. One minute he's growling about sex slaves and "personal whores," the next minute he's slamming beer on his garage lawn, spitting on the ground and acting like all this hit man stuff was just another day in his happy go lucky life.

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Actually I've been thinking lately that "The Machine" from 8MM is maybe based on El Duce, anyone know anything about that possibility?


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he doesn't seem freaky. Can't believe he was only 35 at time of death. I thought he was at least in his late 40's and Courtney's dad looks like Kevin Spacey.

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I thought the same...which somehow, in the vortex of the internet, led me to watching the full documentary about Allin. Check it out while you still can on YouTube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9AvIpoV0ps&feature=related

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And where are you getting this information from?

Regardless, there's too much coincidence surrounding this little conspiracy theory for it to be entirely believable.

El Duce did come off as one of those guys you don't *beep* with. Reliable? Not really. But he didn't seem to care enough about it to lie.

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"ALLEN WRENCH
Courtesy of Love & DeathAccording to Tom Grant, the most successful hoax to date is the claim that a martial arts fighter and musician by the name of Allen Wrench killed both Kurt Cobain and Eldon Hoke (aka El Duce). Those pushing this story tried to convince Grant that it was Wrench, but he claims that information he has yet to release on the case proves this to be a hoax."

http://www.justiceforkurt.com/investigation/hoaxes.shtml

You've got yourself a rumor pieced together from circumstantial "evidence" that's dismissed as a hoax by the "expert" on the murder conspiracy.

Sorry. If even Tom Grant won't buy the Allen Wrench story, I don't see why I should (since I think Tom Grant would accept any evidence that wouldn't conflict with him earning a dollar off the death of Cobain).

As to research, visit my thread on the Kurt Cobain page to see how much research I've done regarding this conspiracy.

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I thought he came across as quite shy and embarrassed when doing the interview!

Although having said that the man who drove him there (the guy with dreds) did seem very wary of him..

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i didn't really find him scary. he was way to comical.

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Yeah, I saw him more as a comedy figure than a fearful one. I wasn't surprised that he got razzed and passed out on the local train tracks - some might say that was his destiny. What really made me choke on my beer was when it said he was 35. THIRTY FIVE????!!!! He looked 55 if he was a day!

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He was actually 39. A fact that the filmmakers stuffed up.

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scary? el duce was a joker, not a murderer.
the mentors songs were all crudely sexist to get a rise out of people. he was a happy-go-lucky guy and was trying to make a name for himself by claiming courtney love went to him to kill kurt cobain. if she was going to a hitman to kill kurt cobain, why would she get el duce? an alcoholic singer of a novelty punk band.
not that she had him killed anyway. he shot himself, and it wasn't a huge surprise to anyone. he was either going to OD or do himself in sooner or later.

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yeah, guy was a tool. it's all an act but he's just a fat pussy who drinks and makes claims. it's the same as half the hardass biker population; they know if they act tough some people will believe them just because they have a motorcycle. People are even dumber than this guy's music if they think he's really intimidating.

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First time I ever saw this geezer, it was on these clips from "The Wally George Show"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xcZ5sGsINg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jswJ0r8BhBM&feature=related

Just check out the answer he gives to the woman who asks him a question at 1:55 ; I know I shouldn't laugh, but he's just too damn cartoonish.

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He looks and sounds like he's straight out of Rob Zombie's "House of 1000 Corpses". Not to mention the fact that you can hear women screaming "Help, help us!" in the background when he's being interviewed outside. Have to wonder if he had some girls locked up in a shed. Scary guy.

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Then he gets all nervous, walks away and points to something behind the fence as if to shut it up...that did creep me out quite a bit.

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