Galaxy Quest : the funniest line
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"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
If we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band!
If we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band!
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I just finished watching this for the 100th time on my IP's On Demand.
I heard that line again and started cracking up.
Just how non-nonchalant/matter-of-fact she says it, it's too funny.
"that's the best trick I've ever heard in the history of your bitch-ass tricks!"
I heard that line again and started cracking up.
Just how non-nonchalant/matter-of-fact she says it, it's too funny.
"that's the best trick I've ever heard in the history of your bitch-ass tricks!"
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I agree,
"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
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"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
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"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
THAT'S IT! I wondered if anybody else got how funny that was . . . in a movie full of funny one-liners. "Don't do that . . . I'm not kidding." "Just like mother used to make." - Sir Alexander Dane (Michael Rickman - one of my all-time favorite Brit actors).
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It's ALAN Rickman, not Michael Rickman.
"Home is where they don't want you to leave." (Stephen King, Revival)
"Home is where they don't want you to leave." (Stephen King, Revival)
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Yes!!! The best line in the whole film definitely. Because it shows that even the rest of the assume Guy is going to die before any of them. I always have to pause it at that part I just burst out laughing
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This doesn't seem to be on too many people's lists, but it's when Alexander tells Jason to figure out the rock monster's motivation, and Jason replies it's a rock, it doesn't have motivation.
Alexander: That was always your problem Jason, you were never serious about the craft.
You must be the change you seek in the world. Gandhi
Alexander: That was always your problem Jason, you were never serious about the craft.
You must be the change you seek in the world. Gandhi
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I like that one as well, and when Alexander says to Jason, after he's been fighting the monster, "well I see you managed to get your shirt off"! I love STTOS and I love seeing Kirk with his shirt half off!
In fact I think if they ever wanted to do another ST sequel, now that sadly Scotty and McCoy are dead and Nimoy and Shatner are getting older, Tim Allen would be a good "mature Kirk". Dont know who could do the others though. Possibly Jim Parsons from B Bang theory could play SPock.
In fact I think if they ever wanted to do another ST sequel, now that sadly Scotty and McCoy are dead and Nimoy and Shatner are getting older, Tim Allen would be a good "mature Kirk". Dont know who could do the others though. Possibly Jim Parsons from B Bang theory could play SPock.
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There are so many, but for me it's the opening of the computer store (if you look at the print ads, you can see that they are the exact style of Fry's Electronics ads), "By Grabthars hammer, wh-what a savings"
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Yes! Nearly everything uttered by Alan Rickman in this movie is funny. The "What a savings" delivery is my favorite.
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When Tony Shalhoub gets transported up, his comment, "That was a hell of a thing." cracks me up!
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When Tony Shalhoub gets transported up, his comment, "That was a hell of a thing." cracks me up!
Yeah, me too! That whole scene is a funny one!
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I like when they're trying to use the transporter device to beam the Captain to the ship. They try on the pig-lizard. The Thermian says, "it's inside out" then a moment later, "and it exploded". That whole scene is funny.
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I used this once to explain how one of our servers crashed. Only one guy in the room got it, and he was fighting so hard not to laugh out loud while everyone else looked confused.
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Philo's Law: To learn from your mistakes, you have to realize you're making mistakes.
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"It's a rock, it doesn't HAVE any vulnerable spots!"
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There's a scene in THE FORGOTTEN (Julianne Moore) where a character is tied to a chair and being interrogated. The character in the chair says that aliens abducted Julianne's child, then he's very suddenly and violently sucked through the roof - still tied to the chair.
The first time my wife saw that in the cinema, she immediately said, "Now that was a hell of a thing."
There are some very subtle lines in GQ as well. Just before the characters get glooped up to the ship, you can hear the woman Guy is trying to chat up say, "But you live with your mother!"
The first time my wife saw that in the cinema, she immediately said, "Now that was a hell of a thing."
There are some very subtle lines in GQ as well. Just before the characters get glooped up to the ship, you can hear the woman Guy is trying to chat up say, "But you live with your mother!"
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So far, I agree with everyone.
My personal fasvorite, "There's a red thingy, headed toward a green thingy. I think we're the green thingy." - Guy
My personal fasvorite, "There's a red thingy, headed toward a green thingy. I think we're the green thingy." - Guy
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My thoughts exactly. And I love Guy's semi-stoned "I'm just jazzed about being on the show man."
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Probably can't get this quote quite right, but I love it when the actors are trying to explain that it's just a TV show not actyal archives. the ailens look confused, and then Gwen starts with.. Gilligan's Island certainly you don't think?
Ailens all sigh unhappily "Oh those poor people."
(Made even funnier, I think, because Sherwood Schwartz, the GI creator swears that people were sending telegrams to the head of the Coast Guard, saying "go rescue these poor people before they starve to death"
Ailens all sigh unhappily "Oh those poor people."
(Made even funnier, I think, because Sherwood Schwartz, the GI creator swears that people were sending telegrams to the head of the Coast Guard, saying "go rescue these poor people before they starve to death"
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My favorite too! Sam Rockwell sure knows how to handle a comedic role.
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Pretty much anything Alan Rickman says. I always start laughing whenever he says "by Grabthar's hammer"
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My eyes have seen the glory..
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When Tommy suggests a bird call for the signal and Jason replies, "What are you, an infant?"
Idk why, but that just cracks me up every time. :P
Idk why, but that just cracks me up every time. :P
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How about at the end when they coming out of the ship announcer says
about allan rickmans character
gibe him a big hand hes british
about allan rickmans character
gibe him a big hand hes british
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when Tony Shaloub wlaks away looking at the floor and sayswow.these floors are really cleanit was like a Monk moment
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Mine had to be the miners/minors confusion:
Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.
I just giggle insanely to myself because it's such a great, common homophone issue.
Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.
I just giggle insanely to myself because it's such a great, common homophone issue.
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Yes "give him a big hand, he's British!" is good, esp wehn Alan Rickman looks so confused.
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So many funny lines in this movie, as people post it just reminds me of how many there are!
Malthazar after they won the fight. "The ship was as big as this." "A very clever deception!"
Malthazar after they won the fight. "The ship was as big as this." "A very clever deception!"
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"Look around you, can fashion some form of a rudimentary lathe.GET OFF THE LINE GUY"
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In the 1970s porn movie "Flesh Gordon" there's a scene where Dr. Zarkov walks out of the spaceship, takes a deep breath, then says "Good - there's air here."
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"IS THERE AIR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
This. This makes me lose it, every single time.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.
This. This makes me lose it, every single time.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.
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Probably one of my favorites, especially how he ends it with taking in a big gulp of air and holding his breath.
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Yeah, that's a great touch. The whole movie is so incredibly pitch perfect. The writer was a f'n genius. Well, not Einstein genius, but you know.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.
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Toss up between that and "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay? "
Then again my favorite line in As Good As It Gets is when Udall looks at Simon's open suitcase on the bed and says "Nice Packing". Not listed in the quotes.
CB
Good Times, Noodle Salad
Then again my favorite line in As Good As It Gets is when Udall looks at Simon's open suitcase on the bed and says "Nice Packing". Not listed in the quotes.
CB
Good Times, Noodle Salad
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My favorite: after the crew's first encounter with Sarris, Alexander goes stumbling off of the command deck and Gwen says to him "where are you going?", and he replies "to see if there's a pub!"
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When, going through the mine field the first time:
Dane: "Can you try not to hit every single one of them"
Then after they get through the mine field and the last of the mines are exploding around them, Tommy screams:
"AH, AH, AH" and his expression is absolutely classic.
Dane: "Can you try not to hit every single one of them"
Then after they get through the mine field and the last of the mines are exploding around them, Tommy screams:
"AH, AH, AH" and his expression is absolutely classic.
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All of these are goodI like Tony when he uploads the rock monster saying, "It's the little things in life"
Brandon's mom: "Well, at least he's outside."
But I give Weaver the best lines:
"Whoever wrote this episode should be shot!"
Cracks me up every time!
One of my all-time favorite films that always makes me laugh out loud. I would love to know if Rickman and the others had as much fun making it as we do watching it. I know, it is just a job and is very hard work, but still
Cheers!
Brandon's mom: "Well, at least he's outside."
But I give Weaver the best lines:
"Whoever wrote this episode should be shot!"
Cracks me up every time!
One of my all-time favorite films that always makes me laugh out loud. I would love to know if Rickman and the others had as much fun making it as we do watching it. I know, it is just a job and is very hard work, but still
Cheers!
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Hehe, yeah, good one. I also love the lines after they transport the rock monster into the midst of the alien soldiers.
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"What are you, stoned?"
Sam Rockwell was totally awesome in this movie
"You're going to need a bigger boat." - Chief Brody
Sam Rockwell was totally awesome in this movie
"You're going to need a bigger boat." - Chief Brody
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Guy: "I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
Jason: "A lathe? Get off the line Guy!"
"No f@cking sh`t lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!"
Jason: "A lathe? Get off the line Guy!"
"No f@cking sh`t lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!"
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