The Walking Dead : Choose your topic!

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I wish that I had had a sock. I always planned on doing it. I just thought there would be more time.

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Fascinating tell me more

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I wish I had kept belle and made bee a sock that acted like a real bee. I could have talked about how hot flowers are and stuff

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So cutting edge...










Look to the cookie!

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I'm just saying, I love me a rose or a magnolia flower as much as the next bee... but sometimes, close to last call, I slum it with a dandelion

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Look at these sluts💐🌸🌷🌹

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You're filthy.

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Covered in pollen

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Aim for the stamen. Or is it the pistil? I forget :(

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Pistil, stamen either way. you know what they say, if the flower's in bloom, get a room

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Someone is in that Valentines Day spirit!

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Lol

My fondest memories of being a child was riding my bike home from the lake in the summer. There is a special kind of light on early august afternoons that just feels like home

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Awwwww I love thinking of you having pure thoughts

I have similar memories. Very magical

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It's hard to tell in that love10, but you're the yellow guy and I bet you have a boner.

Look to the cookie!

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Sh-t got real gay real fast


Also I've alywas thought of love ten as the guy in the middle getting one awesome bj

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Look to the cookie!

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I mean look how happy he is

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He is The Golden Horati0. And it's Valentime Day. What do you expect?

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You've all ruined the most wholesome of emojies. Congratulations

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My fondest memories of being a child was riding my bike home from the lake in the summer. There is a special kind of light on early august afternoons that just feels like home

GAY

Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

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You thought the board was ending forever so you were being vulnerable. I love it

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nothing ends forever!



Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

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Except childhood bicycle rides

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

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Is ok, I was lying. I'm sure the world is even more magical now…

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Hahahahah that actually made me lol.

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Lol it's such a missed opportunity!

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Babies. You now have one.

Now, the important thing to remember is, it's smart to limit yourself to two... only two.

That way, you and your wife are not outnumbered.

Imagine taking three kids to the park. And they all break into a run, going in three different directions like gazelles running from cheetahs.

Think about it.

You will thank me.

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Lol!

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Imagine taking three kids to the park. And they all break into a run, going in three different directions like gazelles running from cheetahs.

I'm sure their mothers regret very much not keeping an eye on them properly while you tried to snatch them from under their noses.


Enjoy.

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You thought about it... like I asked Rob to do.

But you got it wrong.

As usual.

Have another slug from that bottle... the sooner you pass out, the sooner you'll stop saying stupid stuff and showing us how sad and bitter you are.

You're welcome.

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TWD board posters:

You're entertaining for the most part, probably insane as well. I'm glad I ventured over here to check y'all out before the apocalypse. Even though I've probably been placed on over 20 ignore lists since I've arrived. This thread is to you!

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Thank you kindly!

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What did he say? I have him on ignore.

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I do too. He told me that Brandon (apples) wants to have a 3 way.

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That's what he said?

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Yes! And I'm scared

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Don't be. We'll all band together and protect you from those goobers.

Thirsty! Brandon! The Bongo Signal just went up.

And I know where you live.

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The time that I slept in a woman's closet...

I met a woman in a bar many years ago (in my 20's) and went over to her place. Another couple from the bar was there too and we played some card games for awhile while drinking in her kitchen. I took off my shoes and played "footsie" with the woman under the table. The other couple left, and me and the woman had sex. I fell asleep next to her in bed.

She jostled me awake a couple hours later and asked me to leave. She said that she didn't want her young daughter to see me there. Daughter?! She had a daughter there the whole time? Where was the daughter when she was at the bar?!

I started to get up, but then I laid back down just to rest a little bit. She was already asleep again, and I soon fell asleep too.

I later awoke again to the sounds of cartoons. I peered out a crack between the door and door frame to see a little girl eating cereal and watching TV. I couldn't leave at that point, I thought. The girl would see me and the woman had asked that I leave so her daughter didn't see me there. But what if the girl walked into her mother's room? So I decided to put on my clothes (unable to find my shoes) and lay down in the woman's closet, waiting for the girl to leave the house. Unfortunately, I fell asleep again!

I later awoke to the sounds of adult voices. From the amount of light entering through the woman's bedroom windows, it seemed to be about noon! I could hear the woman that I'd slept with and another couple, a man and woman, talking in the living room.

I silently crept out of the closet and tested the windows to make my escape. They were impossible to open without making a loud racket. They seemed to be partially painted shut. So I went back in the closet and waited for the woman to maybe re-enter her bedroom so I could get her help out of there. I didn't know who the other adults might be, after all.

She later walked into her bedroom to get something and, after saying a little prayer that she wouldn't freak out, I opened the closet and gave hand gestures for her to stay quiet.

She loudly screamed instead. The other people ran into her bedroom after that happened. Upon seeing me, the man picked up a heavy object like he was ready to strike me. I quickly explained that I had slept with the woman the previous night and also tried to explain my idiotic choice to lay in her closet to prevent her daughter from seeing me.

The man, who I think was the woman's brother (based on appearance) started smiling while the woman kept screaming for me (who she called a "damn freak") to get the hell out of her house.

She was slapping at me as I headed toward the door to leave. The man just kept smiling, looking like he was ready to laugh. I asked if I could at least get my shoes, and the woman told me that I didn't deserve my shoes. A few seconds later, after I was outside, she threw the shoes at me.

I put on my shoes, walked to my car that was parked down the road and drove away.

I saw that woman at the same bar a few times after that happened, but she didn't seem interested in talking to me.

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holy *beep* that's hilarious i thought the dude was gonna be her hubby!

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Lolol



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you didn't deserve your shoes? LOL

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Can you please explain the thought process you went through which led you to believe that hiding in the closet was a good idea/better than just having the kid see you?

The story is funny but makes me wonder wtf is wrong with your brain.

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I miss Newman. There's an old thread somewhere where he talks about a younger cousin who video taped himself wearing horse masks.

Get out

Get out of my board


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