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Help me with a dilemma please

I have a friend who just got recently divorced from his wife. I have known him for 15+ years and we are good friends. I don't know her very well although they have been married for 10 years, we've spoken casually over the years but never really got to know one another. She seemed ok, she is very pretty but doesn't have a great personality. He was head over heels for her and the divorce has been difficult for him, it only went through a month ago. Anyway, I get this call from her out of the blue asking if I would like to have dinner at her new apartment just the two of us this weekend as sort of a house warming, it was very awkward.

So here is the dilemma: should I bring red or white wine to dinner? We're having chicken if that helps.


(This is a retro thread from 2007 in honor of the boards closing)

Re: Help me with a dilemma please

White. It goes better with a Zinger burger.

Imagine him pulling your gigantic, wizard sleeve foreskin over his head like a balaclava

Re: Help me with a dilemma please

Bring beer.


Life can be arbitrary and comes without a warranty.

Re: Help me with a dilemma please

Bring rohypnol.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career.

Re: Help me with a dilemma please

Wait is chicken the food, or the sex act you plan to perform?



Imagine him pulling your gigantic, wizard sleeve foreskin over his head like a balaclava

Re: Help me with a dilemma please

Never heard of that onewhat is it?

Re: Help me with a dilemma please

I bet it got 200 replies. Breeders.



You gotsta make way for the Homo Superior

Re: Help me with a dilemma please

Yeah, in 20 minutes.

Life can be arbitrary and comes without a warranty.
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