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Ask someone else something and I'll answer for them as them

Name the poster and question and I will channel them spiritually and answer for them



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Laura, why do u pretend that u are proud and happy with ur body? Why not just admit that u just have no desire to lose weight becuz u like to eat too much?

Well

First of all, I don't pretend to be proud or happy with my body

I have and is making several attempts at trying to lose weight but it is not as easy as it sounds

There is a difference between being proud and happy and not being ashamed

Anyway, I hope you find a new messageboard that can cater to your own special needs in terms of trying but failing at making other people feel bad to lessen your own insecurities




fairy

Intoxicating



Yay!

I could have almost written that myself!



fairy

Intoxicating


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Yeah, that was excellent. This guy is good.



You gotsta make way for the Homo Superior

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seth knows us better than we know us


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Wesley, did you ever make it into the SFX industry?

Catch me when you can, Mishter Lusk.

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What's Wesley's username not good at remembering real names?

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This question is for Obnoxiously Adorable..ahem
Obnoxiously Adorable..do you think you will miss The Soapbox proper? Are you planning on going to any of the new forums?

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You know with everything I have going on in my life right now, I feel like the boards going down could be a good way of me getting back to what's really important in life.

Turtles!

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Gameboy: when are you going to stop going down to Santa Monica??

AdoreablyObnoxious: If I had been a guy and we had both been single, would you have married me even if I were so much older than you ??

Zolotoyretriever: How often do you actually throw a toy to your dog??

rouge: What is your favorite horror movie

Suarez: are you really a witch??

pagg: can you call anyone anything but B!tch?

jealous gibbon: how many call out threads have you made about Ben?

MaximRecoil: why do you think so many of the males are jealous of you, but all the females find you sexy

safeword: what is your safeword?

JDoobie: could you start a rehab program?? you are doing so well! you could help humanity!

Heeeey: are the rest of your family conservative or do you all fight at family get togethers?

Mauricio: Did you ever drive down McHenry naked

sethrogue: how many movies do you go to??

rocketman: Are you in college?

kisskissbangbang: why did you leave?

Fairy and Dan: do I hear wedding bells?

Langdon: are you going to move to the 'burbs to raise your little one?

Hollywood: please go to the other sites Ohthat's not a question Okay, I got it: What poster do you wish were available and you could sail off into the sunset with??

Iplead: ready for the other sites??

Pinky: thanks, friend, for all the years of interactionohagain, not a question Okay, is New Jersey still a farming area??

mermaid: are you a SJW?

Erica: Will you be coming to the other sites?

catman: Are you going to become a snowbird?

stamma: do you really stammer?





this is getting too longsorry
but if someone else wants a question, just post and I'll ask!!





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Gameboy: when are you going to stop going down to Santa Monica??

When the boys there are extinct


AdoreablyObnoxious: If I had been a guy and we had both been single, would you have married me even if I were so much older than you ??

Definitly get that sexchange done and we're in it to win it


Zolotoyretriever: How often do you actually throw a toy to your dog??

9 times out of 10 I just throw the dog to the toy instead, it's a lazy bastard.


rouge: What is your favorite horror movie

Scream I started watching it at night but got too freaked out so I ended up turning it off and watching it in the morning instead.


Suarez: are you really a witch??

Yes


pagg: can you call anyone anything but B!tch?

Aww poor niggsybabie don't like be calling her a bitch.

Well I can call you a dirty cum-dumpster or a whore if you prefer that! HAHAHAHA!


jealous gibbon: how many call out threads have you made about Ben?

honey, I really don't keep count on these things I got better things to do than that


MaximRecoil: why do you think so many of the males are jealous of you, but all the females find you sexy

I believe it's a combination of my good looks the size of my wallet and the size of my manparts.


safeword: what is your safeword?

STOP


JDoobie: could you start a rehab program?? you are doing so well! you could help humanity!

Aww, thank you Enigma, you were always so sweet to me

I don't know I'd like to help others one day but for now I feel like just helping myself and being a good friend and a good son is my main focus at this point


Heeeey: are the rest of your family conservative or do you all fight at family get togethers?

Oh their a bunch of libtards the lot of them! But I forgive them because they are my flesh and blood.


Mauricio: Did you ever drive down McHenry naked

You mean today?


sethrogue: how many movies do you go to??

I don't really go to any movies tbh, it's like 13 pounds here for one ticket about 16-17 dollars way overpriced plus chances are you'd end up with a bunch of people on their phones tweeting away.


rocketman: Are you in college?

No


kisskissbangbang: why did you leave?

I just couldn't take the crazies anymore!


Fairy and Dan: do I hear wedding bells?

Dan: No that's just my stomache growling
Fairy: Hahahaha, he's funny like this at home too sometimes



Langdon: are you going to move to the 'burbs to raise your little one?



Hi Engma That would be ideal but for now we have to toughen it out here I'm afraid


Hollywood: please go to the other sites Ohthat's not a question Okay, I got it: What poster do you wish were available and you could sail off into the sunset with??

little p, little k or little s


Iplead: ready for the other sites??

Ready? Do I need to get dressed?



Pinky: thanks, friend, for all the years of interactionohagain, not a question Okay, is New Jersey still a farming area??


That's quite alright dear.

Although there are some farms overall the expansion of the city in the last 20 years have meant that alot of them have had to relocate.


mermaid: are you a SJW?

NO! STUPID QUESTION!


Erica: Will you be coming to the other sites?

Which other sites?


catman: Are you going to become a snowbird?

I don't think Sander and Andrew would like that very much, or maybe they would but not in a good way as they would eat me.


stamma: do you really stammer?

No but I'm really a man

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you did really well, seth!!




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I'm tempted….

To do a lecture on how everyone stammers but instead I'll just threaten you with The Waving Hand Of Death.





I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself.

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I will miss you so much
your posts always make me smile stamma





Just see it as a trial separation.





I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself.

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Hahaha @ stamma's response, I can totally see him saying that

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Gameboy: when are you going to stop going down to Santa Monica??

Enigma, I rarely go to the city of Santa Monica. The beaches in South Bay like Redondo and the isolated stretches in Palos Verdes or San Pedro are far better.

I think you're confusing Santa Monica proper with Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood. That's the major gay cruising street. And I rarely go there anymore - too many male hustlers.



You gotsta make way for the Homo Superior

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I rarely go there anymore - too many male hustlers.




good! it is not a healthy long term activity@

and I did confuse the two places

it has been my pleasure to know you, Gameboy
there are many people who are jealous of you on here!

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lol i hate horrors so damn much

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Pagg: Your opinion on Trump and the current political climate in the U.S.?

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Hello, little s!

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Excuse me?! Would ask Mariah that sht!?

I'm a DIVA! the only questions I will answer are questions about me and my soapbox career! OKAY!?

Stupid bitch

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J curl, what are your thoughts on the council of Nicea?

( ͡° ͡°)

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They are all a bunch of filthy racists that fear the black Messiah

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rouges: will u grind ur heels in my crotch?

Karliah: my blond angel goddess, will u marry me?

Bonnie hu: my azn goddess, will u be my other wife?

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rouges: will u grind ur heels in my crotch?

Uhh. no, well maybe if I sharpen the heels until they're sharp enough to cut


Karliah: my blond angel goddess, will u marry me?

Maybe


Bonnie hu: my azn goddess, will u be my other wife?

I guess


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Fairy. What's the best way of killing a spider that's living on the ceiling?

Imagine him pulling your gigantic, wizard sleeve foreskin over his head like a balaclava

The best way to kill a spider is to

Run and hide in a corner and let Dan deal with it



fairy

Intoxicating


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Tokyo, are you Mandy_007?


February 20: Death of the self-importants.

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^ Pathetic desperate virgin loser trying to divert from the fact that he has 5 socks all of which are equally pathetic by throwing random accusations at me

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It sort of lacks the schizo childish quality of Tokyo's insults, but, yeah, it does got the "feel".

February 20: Death of the self-importants.

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Hollywood _Square_Contestant: when was the last time you talked to Pink Pelican?
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