The Soapbox : The cultural norm of sharing a bed when married is odd and unsanitary.

In our society we have adopted the cultural norm of husband and wife sharing a bed togetherall married couples do it; I wonder who invented that concept and how it stuck.

I for one, love sleeping alone, and I would never give that up. I love the covers being in a jumbled mess and spreading my legs. And rarely ever washing my sheets. My wife will stink up the bed, and fart in it.

It's very unsanitary, I don't want someone's head touching my pillows where I lay my head. The whole idea is just weird to me. I want to get married someday, but I also want my own bedroom and my wife to have hers - and for her to leave me alone most of the time. Like right now, she'd probably be talking to me and I wouldn't have the free time to post this. I love being alone and having no one to answer for.


You're never fully dressed without a smile.

You have no business getting married. Stay single.


Life can be arbitrary and comes without a warranty.

I know. I always fear my wife will cheat on me because I'd want to live separate lives as much as possible whilst still calling it a marriage.

And I'm aware couples who don't sleep together end up not making it. Studies have shown married couples who sleep in King Size beds have a higher divorce rate, since they're further apart.


You're never fully dressed without a smile.

You're over-thinking it.


Life can be arbitrary and comes without a warranty.

So you'd happily fuq a woman, but ask her to move on to the sofa afterwards? What a charmer.

I like the smell of a woman next to me; they're all lovely & warm & soft. I appreciate how nice it can be to have the bed to yourself, but not for your reasons.

Why stop at beds though? What about shared sofas or car seats, or seats on public transport? They've been shown to have all sorts of terrible things on them - rat excrement, urine, semen, hair & millions of microscopic bugs & associated nastiness. Surely any of these are far worse than the pillow of your future (yeah right) wife? Perhaps you should carry a bottle of pocket bleach spray around at all times.

Why are you bothering to tell us what a weirdo you are anyway? It's almost as if you're crying for help, or are desperate to show people just what a superior being you are. Alas, you're not, you're just sad & anal. I imagine you have a lifetime of nights avoiding your own cumstains, but there are always plastic sheets.

virgin and perpetually single ^^

You're evidently a nobody now; how much more of a nobody can you become when you don't have this valuable resource with which to show just how lonely & desperate for friends you are? Not that I care

interesting insight into your mind lmao

and u wouldn't? nice try chubby chaser

I wouldn't what? Not tell a woman to sleep on the sofa?

Chubby chaser? My ex is about 7 stone.

we all know u dumped her for a slapper called nellie u bloody twit.

You've got the wrong guy, though I'm guessing you're not the Game Boy I know.

Dumped who? The last girl I dumped was back in 1990.

Nellie??? No idea who or what you're talking about. Don't care either.

get ur dick out of ur hand for once and pay attention u nasty slut

I <3 Fud

Are you joining any of the new forums, Fud?

ew

Not sure MM, haven't been exploring any possibilities despite seeing so many threads about them. I might start tweeting.

Howabout you?

You should join IMDb2. There's even a music forum for you.

http://imdb2.freeforums.net/board/128/music-general

ew

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Yeah, well I get claustrophobic sucking strange dick!

You are in the minority. Couples in general tend to sleep together, married or not; whilst I agree that it can sometimes be annoying, it is also immensely wonderful to know that the person you love is directly beside you.

Catch me when you can, Mishter Lusk.

That's just all part of the fun of being married or in a long term relationship.
That .. and being able to steal all the covers!
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And being able to fck and fart at all times of the day

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you do realize that women smell nice and are far less likely to fart in bed than a man is. Men seem to enjoy the stink. Women..not so much..we prefer smelling good.


Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

^ has a fishy pussy

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^Jealous because he has no pussy.

Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

^ typical bitch who thinks vaginas are all that. Dumb old ho needs to realize gay sex doesn't involve vaginas

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^washed up, obese, fag who regularly gets his munt fu*cked because it's cleaner than his sh*it seeping wizard sleeve, ass hole.

Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

^ washed up says the nasty old bald fat bitch who abandoned her family a decade ago to go fck some nasty ass Brit kid half her age

Beyond gross and classless

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Well, this exchange has certainly been . . . . entertaining.


Life can be arbitrary and comes without a warranty.

^jealous that this nasty old bald fat bitch can still get men half her age while he has to catfish online.


Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

Oh sweetheart. Wayne is still texting me to this day even 7 years after I came out as a man

Call it catfishing or whatever u want but if he wanted to go he could've left a long time ago

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I'm so happy that you found internet love.


Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

Thanks babie

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I am the opposite. I always smell nice. When I'm with a girl, typically I'm the cleaner of the two.

When I was about 13-14 my guy friend used to think it was funny to put his hand in his pants, touch their balls, then hold his hand up to my nose so I'd catch a whiff of his ball smell. Like sweat. I'm thinking, is this the norm for most guys? Because my balls do not have an odorI mean thatif anything, the smell like soap. I don't get the "ball smell" unless I go 2 days without showering or mow the lawn in the summer heat. So many women are banging guys with smelly balls and they think it's normal sad.


You're never fully dressed without a smile.

Oh..I know who you are now.

Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

Who

You're never fully dressed without a smile.