The Breakfast Club : Favorite lines from the movie?

"Could you describe the ruckus?" ;-D

"Don't mess with the bull Bender, you'll get the horns"

"EAT! MY! SHORTS!"

I also like when Bender mentioned the magazine rack was a "fire hazard" in the doorway and won the point - especially by the kid in detention for pulling a phony fire alarm! ;-D

I can think of several:

"You couldn't ignore me if you tried"

"How do you think he rides a bike?"

"See it's simple. I'd kill you and your *beep* parents would sue me and it would be a big mess and I don't care enough about you to bother".

"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends!"

"Come on Vern, the kids haven't changed, you have."

"I don't even count, right? I could disappear forever and it would not make any difference. I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?! And you don't like me anyway!"

I am making a sampler out of that quote.



Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.

Bender's Dad: "Bring me another turkey pot-pie or I'll knock your dick in the dirt!"

Post it on YouTube, if you can.
I just got the T-shirt from CafePress that says, "Could you describe the ruckus?"

"I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar"

I may have a few words wrong but the spirit is intact:

"I'm respected around here, people like me, I'm a swell guyyou're a lying sack of $hit"

"I make $31,000 a year, I have a house, you think I'm gonna risk all that for you?"

"Wanna see something funny? TAKE A LOOK AT John Bender in 5 yearswhatsamatter Johnny, you gonna cry?"

Paul Gleason was excellent as an angry bully.

"Hacka-dacka!"

I'm crackin' skulls