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I cant stop thinking about Danielle. Please Help.

I watched the film a few days ago and was blown away, it was so good. But since then I have not been able to stop thinking about the movie. I think I have fallen in love with Elisha Cuthbert's character. I have never felt this way about a movie or a person before, and it is very difficult to deal with as it is consuming me day and night. Please help.

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LOL......but if there was ever someone that would get you in that state she is the one.

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No seriously, I actually cannot stop thinking about this movie. No matter what I do its always in my head. 24/7.

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Dude -- time to rent Gia. That may give you something else to think about.

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run one out and be done with it

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god i love your posts. my dick gets stiff every time i read them.

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Watch it again and again!


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My guess is that it's just a crush, you'll feel back to normal in a month or so, she won't cross your mind for months after that and when she finally does you'll be surprised that it lasted so long. But maybe by me saying this, you might focus on remembering her a little more so it might stick. I don't know. Everyone has that every once and a while.

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I think you may need to see Elisha out of the context of this movie, watch a few episodes of 24 and you'll be over Danielle.

Of course there's no guarantee you won't fall for her as Kim Bauer, either lol.

Either way good luck with that.

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Shes hot in everything!


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LOL just wallow in the despair that she isn't real. I know how you feel. If you liked the movie itself so intensely I suggest checking out a few of John Hughes' films they are very similar in theme and tone...sort of. Or check out Risky Buisness. If its Danielle then check out some more of Elisha Cuthbert's films I suppose. Time will heal either way.

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My sexual obsessions with Eli havent died down. :D


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I remember watching this when I was a teen. I was absolutely smitten by her. My jaw literally hit the floor during th strip scene in the beginning.
Elisha cuthbert stripping, moaning, grinding, gyrating, crawling on all fours in her bra, getting done from behind as she's moaning unconrollably with that look she gives when she turns behind, sucking a guy's c&ck, riding a guy in a limo. A teen watching that and being a little smitten by her, I can understand. I used to feel like every nerve in my body was on fire, with these unconrollable urges and tension building and building.. The only way to solve it is to rub one out to her.
Sorry to be so crude, but that's what I used to do. There is absolutely no way a straight guy can watch this alone without masturbat$ing. I tried not to once, but I couldn't make it past that scene where Elisha shows up at the door, fully wet, her shirt unbuttoned and tied off at her breasts, cleavage showing and her hard nipples showing through her wet bra. To top it off, she says in this incredibly sexy voice, "I'm all wet. Can I cum in?".
My advice- just rub one out to her whenever these desires pop up. It's the only way to forget about her. She's literally begging you to do it the entire movie :p

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There is absolutely no way a straight guy can watch this alone without masturbat$ing.



Hate to break it to you, but there is a way.

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Its a love story and about abandoning the porn industry for real love. Elisha is very attractive just like most adult stars. Its not a porno its a mainstream movie.


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Haha Its kinda silly but I had the same thing when I watched this film in 2004.
I still remember that. Oh man glad it passed by though :P

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Thats good. Obsessions arent healthy.


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Same here. Watching Drop Dead Sexy worked for me.

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Dion's coming to get you....you're in big trouble mister.

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She is not so hot now. She was at her prime in that movie.

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Man I had this problem back in 2004, and before that it was someone else in 2002. I've just watched this movie again last night and the feelings started coming back, only this time I don't obsess and get down over it because when you get to a certain age you mature and naturally grow out of those obsessions; I think anyway, maybe some dont. Like that Zen guy wrote on a previous comment, life is harsh and once you experience it you realise how sad and pathetic it was to feel that way, yet you'll give anything to feel that way again because it reminds you of a time when life was much simpler. Plus, without sounding misogynistic here, after you meet x amount of women you realise that women like Danielle just don't exist, or if they do, they sure as $h!t don't look like her.

Life is cruel and harsh, but what you've got going on is just a crush that will heal over time. Treasure that feeling man, I miss it.

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Write. A. Fanfiction. Story.

SERIOUSLY!

DO IT!

Go to fanfiction.net.

I've gotten tiny crushes on characters from movies and shows. I go there- I write stories bout em- then my crush is done and over with. =P

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Just dont use real peoples names.


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Same here. Well, not anymore.
But I remember dubbing January 2006 "Danielle Month". I was still in high school, and all I did was think of her. You'd think a horny teenager who obsesses about a pornstar character would be purely sexual, but I had true feelings for her too. I guess she was my first love :)

It'll pass.

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actresses, models, musicians, usually end up being first crushes.

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I've been kind of obsessed with meeting someone in a similar way, for about 3 years now. Ever since I saw this movie the first time.
It's not that I haven't met any girls, just that the juice was never worth the squeeze, namsayin? Their chemistry in this movie is just so haunting.

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haha i got like that aswell for a week or 2 when i watched it 8 years ago i was mesmerized by her, seen it 3 times in a row havn't seen it since.

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Thats me and Eli


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Wow, when I rewatched early this year from an older teen perspective, saw it years ago in it's first couple of years and yeah,when i rewatched it found myself thinking of her and the movie and wishing i could go back to 2004 lol I love our generation, the early 2000's were the days!

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Just mastrubate endlessly to the movie. Eventually you will find her boring and move on to BDSM, canines and more degrational stuff like the rest of uss.

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It's fascinating how many people are drawn to the Danielle character and how deeply they're affected. There was a great post many years back that read almost the same as this opening post. He said watching the movie was a life changing event, that he never felt so drawn to anyone, in a movie or in real life, that Danielle consumed all his thoughts, etc. etc. Then dozens of others replied to his message saying they felt the same way. They didn't just want to nail Danielle, they were madly in love with her.

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my favorite actress
<3 elisha


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Just watched the movie and I'm 29. I'd seen Elisha Cuthbert before in Happy Endings a show which I find immensely boring but here, she blew my mind anyway. The first half of the movie gives us an pretty intimate view of what it'd be like to date a really beautiful girl.

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she always shines


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This thread is amazing.

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Just rename your right hand to Elisha Cuthbert. But if you are left handed then you are screwed.


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Man, I share your frustration. I remember when I first watched this flick. I stayed home "sick" when I was 15. Ordered it on PPV - not On Demand. PPV, where you couldn't FF or RW. So I started watching this thing and, my god, I was stunned at how insanely hot she was. So many scenes did it for me that I just couldn't take it. I have to recommend what someone else state - do one off. Or two. Or three. My teenage hormonal self just couldn't do anything else. The worst part is, when something that did it for me was happening, I couldn't pause it or rewind it. I had to whip it out and get on with it. I ended up ordering the film three times that day..

Yeah, I just gave away way too much info, but whatever. I don't even know what compelled me to get on here.

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just watch 24, you will hate her

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my god i saw movie last night. totally knocked off stunning performane totally agree i am love with the girl want to see again and again

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She's perfect



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she was. not that hot any more but damn she was perfect in the girl next door

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I cant stop thinking about Danielle. Please Help.

Not that I recommend squelching this unexpected bliss, nonetheless if self-sabotage remains all too alluring a vice: look up nearly any recent photo of EC and compare it to '04.

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Watched the movie five minutes ago and I'm just mad of love, she is the definition of sexiness, I'm 27 and I feel like 17 right now!

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best thread ever, and i'm not just talking about IMDB

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I watched the film a few days ago and was blown away, it was so good. But since then I have not been able to stop thinking about the movie. I think I have fallen in love with Elisha Cuthbert's character. I have never felt this way about a movie or a person before, and it is very difficult to deal with as it is consuming me day and night. Please help.


It's exactly three years on. Have you stopped thinking about her yet?
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